Hiding of Weapons

After cleaning the house like a crazy woman, while showing the house, I noticed this:

And this.

Luckily, I think I am the only one that noticed. If the renters did, then they didn't say anything and were probably totally confused. 'What the heck are those?'

Twenty bucks to anyone that can guess what they are and why they are there? (not really, like I have 20 bucks to spare)

Yep. They're Star Wars Light Sabers. And why are they on top of my window covering's? At opposite ends of the house? To ward off robbers? Defend my family?

Heck no.

They're there to save our very lives...

From a crazed two year old.

In the heat of a nasty chase or two, I've had to grab him, take the weapon and dispose of it immediately. I guess I forgot about them though. And how 'bout the fact that there are TWO of them still up there? I tell you. He's a crack up.

Or a line backer.

I'm not sure which, yet.